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A
vote for Andy is a vote
Napier
has its Bertie, Hastings has concrete sheep, Invercargill
has Tim Shadbolt, Bluff has its paua house. I think
it's time for Haumoana to have a King.
I
am campaigning to be King of Haumoana. Why? Because
I thought it would be great to be King. I don't want
any real power or to make any crucial decisions, I
don't want to be paid to be King, I just want to perform
kingly duties like cutting ribbons to new buildings
- welcoming new home owners to the area with a King-size
bar of chocolate and having my photo taken with people
at the Haumoana Market Day.
From
a marketing and tourism angle I think having a King
would be great. Publicity would create an increased
interest and knowledge of Haumoana. Quirky merchandising
could be sold from outlets, e.g. "I've seen the
King of Haumoana" postcards or special "Kings
seal" on letters posted from Haumoana.
Lastly
I think I should be King because I am unafraid of
looking like a dork.
If
you agree with my campaign email me with letters of
affirmation to kingandy@haumoana.com
If
you have other suggestions for kingly duties let me
know.
The
billboard attached to my house
My
whanau and I
King
of the Castle Hawkes Bay Today
Photograph
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