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The Annual Haumoana "Arts in the Park" Market Day 2003



Giving out Dragonball Z chewing gum and stickersAnother beautiful sunny day for the Annual Haumoana Market Day, a fundraiser for the Haumoana School. I set up my stall - my couch complete with carpet, coffee table, side table and comfy chair early on the sunday morning. At 10am I officially opened the Market Day by welcoming people to the Kingdom of Haumoana.

My strategy this market day was to win the crowd over with free information sheets and chewing gum while promoting the Haumoana Mens Knitting Club and the Haumoana Lemon Marketing Board.

Membership to the Haumoana Mens Knitting Club was by way of a joining fee. You then got a free T-shirt with the logo proudly emblazoned on it, a knitting starter kit containing fact sheets, a ball of wool, 2 needles and a chocolate bar (knitting without Moro - Nahhhh), access to the Haumoana Needle Exchange Programme and good old blokey talk about knitting.

The coffee table of delightWe managed to sign up over 30 members to the club (some unknowingly being signed up by wives and girlfriends) with a few international members as well.

As well as promoting the Haumoana Mens Knitting Club I, along with my wife Bec, were giving away free lemons and "Know your lemon" fact sheets. I also had my photo taken with a few people.

As well as promoting lemons I was busy handing out free education courses in the way of "Know your Goat" fact sheets, "The coat of arms explained" and the advanced course - "Training your rescue goat".

The market day attracted 20,000 people to the coastal resort of Haumoana. Go Haumoana - you rock.Francis and I

 

 

 

May the goat of prosperity chew on your rosebuds

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