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The day of the Market Day was a beautiful
sunny day - I set up my stall at 8am with
the help of my loyal and trusted advisor,
Terry Mckenna.
At 10am I officially opened the Market Day
by welcoming people to the Kingdom of Haumoana
and then cutting the ribbon (a roll of toilet
paper).
The Official King of Haumoana Merchandise
stall had for sale handmade juggling balls
(good for all serfs), Loyal Subject beanies
and slippers, goat droppings, fairy wings
and Terry's CD's of his artwork. All our products
were not for sale but we would exchange them
for goats (our currency on the day), as many
people didn't have any goats on them we set
up our "Royal Haumoana Mint and Money
Exchange", where people could exchange
1 gold coin for 1 goat (a token paper goat).
They could then purchase our products.
As well as selling royally endorsed products
to fund my royal campaigns I was busy handing
out free education courses in the way of "Know
your Goat" fact sheets, "The
coat of arms explained" and the advanced
course - "Training
your rescue goat".
As the market day attracted 15,000 people
and there is only 2000 residents of Haumoana
- I decided to have an application
form for people who don't live in Haumoana
to become loyal subjects to the King. By filling
in the form they automatically went in to
win a "Bucket-O-Sugar" with a "Handy-Dandy
Scoop-a-rina". I managed to gain 40 new
subjects on the day, and the lucky winner
of the "Bucket-O-Sugar" was Jimi
Hart of Hastings. No longer will he have to
search for the tiny sugar container when "Bucket-O-Sugar"
is commanding attention with its bright yellow
label and it's huge bucket size.
I packed up around 4pm after a long day of
greeting my fellow subjects and welcoming
strangers to the Kingdom of Haumoana. All
in all it was a sucessful day and I am busy
planning for next year.
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