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Know your lemon

 

Know your Lemon

If you would like to take our free education course simply click on the link below to download your very own "Know your Lemon" fact sheet. Display this sheet in a place where you will glance on it often e.g. the fridge or back of the toilet door. In no time at all you will be able to brag to friends about your knowledge of lemons, you'll be able to impress the ladies down at the local when you tell them the history of the lemon. You may even get to go on Mastermind with your specialist subject being "Lemons - Past and Future". And it's all thanks to King Andy and his amazing "Know your lemon" fact sheet with the assistance of the Haumoana Lemon Marketing Board.

To download this FREE education course simply click here: lemon.pdf

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February 23, 2006

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2006 The year of the Lemon

Real lemon flavour - real lemon taste. With the juice of one whole lemon in every one. Lemons - at a lemon tree near you..

( Lemon )

 

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