Welcome to The King
of Haumoana Web site
 In
July 2002 at 2am in the morning one Saturday, I decided
I wanted to be King.
So the next day I erected a billboard outside my house,
and started my campaign to be King of Haumoana.
The links to the right show the progress through the campaign
- the election scandals - the royal duties - the victories
- the media frenzy.
The
Kingdom of Haumoana is a coastal settlement in Hawke's
Bay, New Zealand. It has a population of roughly 2100
loyal subjects. It is 15 min drive from Napier towards Cape
Kidnappers, and it once claimed to have the lowest rates
of freezer burn in the world.
If you think my quest is a noble one email me at kingandy@haumoana.com
with letters of support. I would appreciate any ideas or
suggestions that you have.
"May the goat of prosperity chew
on your rosebuds"
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