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The King of Haumaona

Loyal Subject Name Generator

The King accepts no responsibility for any embarrassment caused. Please do not take your frustration out on the goat. Batteries not included. Please do not eat your computer screen.

The Crest of Power

 

Every loyal subject to the King should have a suitable name. So I have devised a system of allocating you a new name. Simply enter your existing name and a new more appropriate name shall be given. Use this new name with pride. Tell everyone you meet your new name. Get little sew on labels and attach your new name to your clothes.

 

Enter your first name:

Enter your last name:

Your new improved name is:

 

Archives

Why? / The Idea
Election Day / 2002 2005
Polar Plunge / 2002 2003 2004 2005
Know your Goat / Handy info
Training your rescue goat
The coat of arms / Colour in
Market Day / 2002 2003 2004
Membership / How to join
Media / Check out the frenzy
Name generator / Get a new one
Identify a T Rex in your garden

Make a door hanger

Excuse note for school
Know your lemon
How to avoid having your socks abducted by aliens

How to make a cheese helmet
How to spot a coffee addict
The sockodile Hunter
/ A guide to Feral Socks
Charlie Cheesepants / Cheese enhancer
King Andy's Handy Wrist Organiser / It's High-Tech and Cool
King Andy's Guide to Faking a Sickie


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Last Minute Election Campaign

I have added new licences and Charlie Cheesepants (turn your ordinary block of cheese into Charlie Cheesepants).

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2006 The year of the Lemon

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