did you get your Superhuman powers?
One day at 2am in the morning I was posessed
by the spirit of human stupidity. The next
day I realised I had superhuman powers - I'll
never forget the first time I saved the world
from certain doom.
can I get some of your belly-button fluff?
If you send a self-addressed envelope and
$5 to King Andy, 1 Grove Rd, Haumoana, New
Zealand I will post you out a sample of my
"World-famous in Haumoana" Belly
Button fluff. Each sample of fluff comes with
a certificate of authenticity and its very
own collector serial number.
is the cheese?
In the fridge, next to the sour cream.
do I become a loyal subject of the king?
Simply fill out the Loyal
Subject Application Form.
it be rude of me to send you large sums of
No, not at all.
you know the muffin man?
Yes, he lives on Drury Lane.
you have a lemon tree?
Yes, it is in pride of place in our back yard.
you knit ?
Yes, I can.
am sick of my name - can you give me a new
Yes, go to the Loyal
Subject Name Generator. Type in your old
name and receive a new name - use it with
I seen you somewhere before?
Yes, I create the kids page in the Hawke's
Bay Today Newspaper.