Where did you get your Superhuman powers?
One day at 2am in the morning I was posessed by the spirit of human stupidity. The next day I realised I had superhuman powers - I'll never forget the first time I saved the world from certain doom.

Where can I get some of your belly-button fluff?
If you send a self-addressed envelope and $5 to King Andy, 1 Grove Rd, Haumoana, New Zealand I will post you out a sample of my "World-famous in Haumoana" Belly Button fluff. Each sample of fluff comes with a certificate of authenticity and its very own collector serial number.

Where is the cheese?
In the fridge, next to the sour cream.

How do I become a loyal subject of the king?
Simply fill out the Loyal Subject Application Form.

Would it be rude of me to send you large sums of money?
No, not at all.

Do you know the muffin man?
Yes, he lives on Drury Lane.

Do you have a lemon tree?
Yes, it is in pride of place in our back yard.

Can you knit ?
Yes, I can.

I am sick of my name - can you give me a new one?
Yes, go to the Loyal Subject Name Generator. Type in your old name and receive a new name - use it with pride.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Yes, I create the kids page in the Hawke's Bay Today Newspaper.