If I lived there I would vote for you andy your my hero. You can be my king any day. You need to turn your house into a castle all kings live in castles does this make bec a queen and those little rascal kids of yours princes and a princess, if so they have to dress like william and harry and go to posh schools ha ha hah

Karl Severinsen

Hi Andy,
Yes, I fully support Your campaign to become King of Haumoana! As far as suggestions for Kingly duties are concerned, I think it would set a good example if You were to Pontificate in Public Places. Furthermore, I think You should gather together a Royal Army and annex the Principality of Te Awanga. Not only would this extend the Boundaries of Your Realm, but it would forestall the possibility of dangerous liberal beliefs seeping into Your Kingdom. As You know, the decadent bomhemians of Te Awanga are a mischievous lot, and the area has long beed regarded as a hot bed of seditious rebellion.
Long Live the King!

Murray Potts

Hey Andy I have tried but can't find anywhere to vote for you. I went to the NZ High commission here in london yesterday to vote in the general election and looked around for the more important polling booth - that for voting for the king of haumoana. unfortunately i couldn't find it! the staff just looked at me as if i were crazy or perhaps a relative of the wife of that crazy man in haumoana. Where can I vote?

Darren Fleming

I think you are awesome. Handsome and sexy, I want to have your children . . . no, wait . . . I already did.

Bec Heyward

May I bow before you Sire, and touch your feet, on behalf of the Vikings of Dunedin.... All the best in your quest to become the rightful King of Haumoana. You have got Royal style indeed.
Kind Regards.

Baldy the Baldest (I'm not afraid to make a twat of myself either LOL)

P/S: Where is Haumoana, and is there a Fiord that I may sail my long boat into on your Coronation?

Congratulations Your Henious! An excellent success! I particularly like your heraldic shield. What about making the goat as the basis of currency (I think this is your idea already, sire), however as real goats are real pricks might I suggest that a token goat becoms the coin of the realm? A small goat shaped coin with your personnage on the rear (not of the goat Your Henoius!). This could become legal tender for all transactions throughout the royal realm of Haumoana! With best regards for your prosperity, your loyal (and only trusted) advisor.

Terence McKenna

As an old grandmother, I can also say I have done the polar bear plunge bit. My husband offered me two bottles of whiskey if I would retrieve from the pool, a large pot plant that had overturned. He knows I hate the cold! After a hot shower one recent warmish morning, I had this misguided thought that I could jolly well do it. So I did! (In the buff! - Not a pretty sight!) It never occured to me that I would have to dive for it,but because it was so heavy, I couldn't lift it out with a scoop. With my extra winter weight, asthma, poor eyesight and bobbing down in the pool, I really earned my two friends!. But the poor, old plaster frog that I knocked over in my whale-like struggles may have to wait till summer! So hang onto your royal fluffy bikinis!
From your loyal subject

Marian

Do you think, once voted in, you will extend your kingdom, like maybe palmy, as we need a king here

Stu Meads

 

You sure have my vote for "KING" Andy.

Eileen Garde Canada

Your Majesty, a moment of your precious time we crave
A message from Hilltop Hiccup the Prudent, being brave
Have just applied the Loyal Subject Name Generator
And greatly surprised at name thou givest
Upon a Hilltop we doth livest
Emboldened by this great sign
And hoping I can carry this rhyme
I stumbled upon the Coat Of Arms of your Great Kingdom
And discovered an answer to questions aplenty
We had vexing us for years, namely one and twenty
For long long ago whilst stumbling along Clifton Beach, courting my Merry Prince
We must have spied a 3-legged Gannet, for in Waipukurau we have resided ever since!.

Debbie Harris

Congratulations your Majesty!! Have been following your campaign avidly and we are thrilled for you. Are you going to have a coronation? As King of Mangakuri Beach I may be able to assist because, as you no doubt are aware, there are one or two protocols which need to be observed. Let me know if you have any doubts about anything.

King Mark of Mangakuri

King Andy,
A hearty Omedetoo gozaimasu from the top of Japan (well around about the nipples actually, but who's arguing?). Well done old boy. I have followed your campaign closely and was heartily relieved to say the least that you were successful in the end.

Leon Oliver
AJET President
Akita-ken
Japan.

Dear King
It was good to meet you. Are you an orphan? Do you need a Mother? Or a Grand mother, perhaps? I would be happy to play the Queen Mother role if I can find a proper hat and stuff, at regal occasions. I, or We , too, are artists and enjoy a bit of the lime light and scandalous behavior associated with our status. And We are of an age where We can cope with the media attention which We inevitably attract. Which makes me wonder...does Haumoana have a newsletter? I know Te Awanga does.

love Nanz (Liz Earth)