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Hawke's Bay Today - Saturday November 2nd 2002

Fun filled weekend

Wine, some wonderfully colourful explosions ... and the question of King Andy's jewels. Never let it be said that a weekend in Hawke's Bay is anything but imaginative and exciting. Strollers and shoppers and those seeking the inner-city opportunity to ``sample'' some of the region's finest wineries will get the opportunity when about 30 shops in central Napier host a wine tasting occasion. Taste the Region's Wines brings together all the best of the grape, for CBD'ers to sample. It should be pointed out that arriving home with a huge amount of shopping, previously unplanned, and blaming it on the ``occasion'' is most unwise. There would be fireworks of course, but the best will be seen when the City Harvest Church unleashes a dazzling 10 minute display at Park Island tomorrow night. Music and entertainment and fun ... and if it's wet don't despair, they will keep the powder dry for a postponement date of November 10. Still on the fireworks theme, and King Andy of Haumoana will be in attendance at the great Arts in the Park Market Day, and is eager to see a very special auction item go under the hammer. It is a vasectomy. King Andy, threatening to shake his crown loose, says his crown jewels will remain intact ... but you never know.

Story by Peter de Graaf - Photo By Linda Forrest

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KING ANDY jams with the Haumoana school band ahead of market day on Sunday. Clockwise from left: Arna Scott, 10, Joseph Marfell, 9, Jonsi Edmonds-Beattie, 11, Ella Garland-Levett, 10, Eden Franklin, 10, Corey Trafford, 11, Graham Tippler, 37, Logan Heaps, 10, and Jana Franklin, 11.

   

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