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Hawke's Bay Today - Wednesday October 30th 2002

School band braced for big day

The members of an up-and-coming Hawke's Bay rock band aren't fazed by the prospect of performing for a crowd of thousands this weekend - even though their average age is just 10 years old. The Haumoana school band will be one of the top acts at Sunday's market day, an event expected to attract 170 stalls and, if last year was anything to go by, more than 12,000 people. The band's repertoire combines blues, rock, reggae and ``some baby stuff'' by the Wiggles. Bass-player and founder Graham Tippler says the band's ``monstrous'' nine- member line-up has been practising since the beginning of last term, but a few veterans have been playing for three years. Another highlight of the market will be an auction of items donated by local artists and businesses - including a vasectomy, with a packet of frozen peas thrown in, courtesy of Hawke's Bay Hospital urologist Kim Broome. King Andy of Haumoana, a special guest at the market day, said he would not be putting in a bid for Dr Broome's services, despite already having three royal progeny. ``I'm pretty keen to keep the crown jewels intact at the moment,'' he said. King Andy, who was elected to the post in July with a landslide 474 out of 475 votes, will instead hold a stall selling royally- endorsed juggling balls, slippers and beanies. He has also promised to distribute his famous ``know your goat'' information sheets. The "arts in the park'' market, a fundraiser for Haumoana School, starts at 10am on Sunday November 3 at Haumoana Memorial Park. It will be opened by King Andy, Tall Black Paul Henare and Napier MP Russell Fairbrother. Special parking areas and a shuttle bus have been organised.

Story by Peter de Graaf - Photo By Linda Forrest

 

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KING ANDY jams with the Haumoana school band ahead of market day on Sunday. Clockwise from left: Arna Scott, 10, Joseph Marfell, 9, Jonsi Edmonds-Beattie, 11, Ella Garland-Levett, 10, Eden Franklin, 10, Corey Trafford, 11, Graham Tippler, 37, Logan Heaps, 10, and Jana Franklin, 11.

   

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