LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN
14 September 2005
This Saturday the 17th of September is election day, which
means that I have been King of Haumoana for three years.
My initial rise to power was on polling day in July 2002.
More info can be found here >>
In the three years I have been King:
Value of property within the kingdom and indeed the
rest of the country has increased dramatically
The rates of freezer burn and other serious freezer
incidents have been reduced
Goats are riding a wave of popularity not seen since
the late 50s.
Lemons are becoming a valued member of society - not
just a minor food group
Men the world over have embraced the joy of knitting
In the next three years as King I plan to protect the
cute little kittens from scenes such as these:
| |
Save the Kittens
Vote King Andy
|
|
If you wish to cast your special Coastal Postal Vote
of Confidence. Print and send in the slip below or email
your support to kingandy@haumoana.com
Download a pdf here: postalvote.pdf
|
