Persons living out of Haumoana may apply to become a loyal subject to The King of Haumoana by filling out an Official Application Form below. On this day the (date goes here) I (put your name here) being of sound body and almost sound mind do declare that Andy - King of Haumoana is the coolest King I know and Haumoana is the best place in the world to live and If only I could move from where I live now I would want to live in this beautiful coastal resort. I also declare that should I ever hear of any seditious rebellion or grumbling talk that is negative in any way towards the Kingdom of Haumoana I will personally take it upon myself to inform the obviously ignorant person of the virtues of such an idyllic utopian paradise. I will regard goats as being an intrinsic, valuable resource and will do my best to promote the use of goats and will endeavour to learn all I can about the Goat. I will undertake the Kingdom of Haumoana re-education course and study the "Know your Goat" fact sheet religiously. If I would like to receive future education courses from the King of Haumoana he can contact me here: Email: Postal: Phone: Fax: I understand that the King may not contact me at all and that does not mean I am not important. I also understand that he will not sell or give my name or contact details to anyone else for the purpose of spamming me with unwanted junkmail. Long live the King. Signature: If you would like to download this handy sheet of information click here: applicationform.pdf Send your application form to: King Andy, 1 Grove Rd, Haumoana, Hawke's Bay New Zealand